Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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