well you can't waste a boner
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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