There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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