I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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