I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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