If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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