apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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