How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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