I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The adults are the big ones right?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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