I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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