Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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