it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I smell stomach acid.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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