The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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