we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wish i was in the wii world.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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