I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Sounds like a fanny pack with a cup holder.
If you wear that, you negate the need for the condoms..
You'd be surprised how many geek, emo and hipster girls go for stuff like this. The buff and tough gets old quick to these crowds.
Holy frat belt Batman!
This was a coworker and he never specified what the sewing kit was for. :(
Why didn't I have one of these before I left for Burning Man?
It's so you're equipped to effectively combat Whorely Quinn.
Actually, they may need to stock up on more condoms
No one has asked what the sewing kit is for?????
It's for home made stitches when he gets drink, thinks he really it's batman and tries to jump off the roof...duh
I don't think those condoms are going to be put to use while wearing that