too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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