So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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