Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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