Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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