so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
