Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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