He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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