You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I will be naked everywhere
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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