did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You've changed since you got that strap on
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize