You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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