do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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