so that wasnt chicken after all
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
