I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
