You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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