Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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