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I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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