Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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