But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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