I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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