To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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