I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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