Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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