youre lurking in front of me
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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