dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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