Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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