haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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