Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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