so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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