I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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