If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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