im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm bleeding and have questions
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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