Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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