I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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