i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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