We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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