You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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