My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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